About MrjasoN

My parents were murdered in front of me as a child by a mad cow. Since that time I have devoted my life to an ideal. I had to become more than a man. I had to go farther, jump higher, and eat more cheese than any man had ever eaten before. As a man I could be beaten. As a man I could only consume so much Brie, Cheddar, and Havarti. But as an ideal I could eat any cheese any where at any time. I became more than a man. I became a legend. A legend that stands for truth and justice, striking fear into the heart of vegans everywhere.